Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
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Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by superfluousloquacity 2009-09-28, 7:19 pm
props to LakersandRavens for the idea but anyway, what is the biggest fail you ever witnessed in real life?
In the 9th grade a kid who rode my bus got beat up by this other kid so much that the kid's dad rode the bus one day to keep his son from getting beat up. Well the Kid doing the ass whooping was a mongoloid type nigga. 6 ft 9 in 9th grade and shit. Well the daddy bucked up to the dude and got his shit split massively but since the bus was so crowded the driver couldnt see it and it happened in the back of the bus. Well the daddy is trapped on this bus for the whole ride and calls 911 and tells them he was kidnapped and being held hostage on the bus. When we got to school, the police had to escort the nigga off the bus and shit. He was all bloody and limping and shit, bout to cry. ROFL
In the 9th grade a kid who rode my bus got beat up by this other kid so much that the kid's dad rode the bus one day to keep his son from getting beat up. Well the Kid doing the ass whooping was a mongoloid type nigga. 6 ft 9 in 9th grade and shit. Well the daddy bucked up to the dude and got his shit split massively but since the bus was so crowded the driver couldnt see it and it happened in the back of the bus. Well the daddy is trapped on this bus for the whole ride and calls 911 and tells them he was kidnapped and being held hostage on the bus. When we got to school, the police had to escort the nigga off the bus and shit. He was all bloody and limping and shit, bout to cry. ROFL
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by MyfriendscallmeMrParker 2009-09-28, 10:46 pm
My nigga once tried to eat an entire jar of mayo to impress a girl...not a good look.
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by Sickology101 2009-09-28, 10:52 pm
My junior year this guy got beat up by a gay guy.......in the cafeteria.
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by MyfriendscallmeMrParker 2009-09-28, 11:02 pm
i once saw these two dumb niggas fighting...i wish i could truly explain the idiocy...they were standing face to face just trading jabs, they weren't dodging, no throwing, kicking...just jabbing back and forth until one of them passed out, i just shook my head at that dumb shitSickology101 wrote:My junior year this guy got beat up by a gay guy.......in the cafeteria.
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by Blood-Raiyne Threezie 2009-09-28, 11:03 pm
My Sophomore Year of College(aka Last Year) I Threw a Stripper Party in My Dorm Room...and Printed Flyers and Passed Them Around, and The Police Just Happen To Find One......and I'm Still Suspended From School To This Day(I'm Glad They Ain't Find The Burner We Had in There)
The Biggest Lauce I Seen Someone Else Take???
At the Rink I Seen This Bitch Get Into it with a girl, and got her ass whupped, so she left and came back with a knife....and proceeded to get her ass whupped 6 Times in a Row by the other girl and her friends....knife and all
The Biggest Lauce I Seen Someone Else Take???
At the Rink I Seen This Bitch Get Into it with a girl, and got her ass whupped, so she left and came back with a knife....and proceeded to get her ass whupped 6 Times in a Row by the other girl and her friends....knife and all
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by MyfriendscallmeMrParker 2009-09-28, 11:16 pm
I went out with my friends one night during Freshman year and we invited this need kid who just moved into the dorms...this nigga flashing money like he a boss...we leave the club this nigga spent all his money popping bottles and buying bitches drinks...he can't pay for his parking lol
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by The Most Interesting Man 2009-09-29, 10:16 am
i saw a gay kid (like elton john gay) knock out a "thug"
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by KufiSmacke® 2009-09-29, 11:32 am
This one time we went to a party and one of my friends was really drunk, so this fine girl comes over and asks him what his name was, he just straight threw up all over her 
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by KufiSmacke® 2009-09-29, 11:33 am
The Most Interesting Man wrote:i saw a gay kid (like elton john gay) knock out a "thug"
lmao,
like Kimbo Slice being knocked out by that gay guy
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by Juttaz 2009-09-29, 11:43 am
MyfriendscallmeMrParker wrote:My nigga once tried to eat an entire jar of mayo to impress a girl...not a good look.
Thats just wrong
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by MyfriendscallmeMrParker 2009-09-29, 4:15 pm
nigga that shit was an epic fail...dude did it on a dare, I just felt bad for him.Juttaz wrote:MyfriendscallmeMrParker wrote:My nigga once tried to eat an entire jar of mayo to impress a girl...not a good look.
Thats just wrong
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by BADmeaningGOOD 2009-09-30, 1:59 am
Freshman year of college.. me and my boys decided to throw a party and shit in one of our dorm rooms. So we in there, get mad girls to come thru and we 49 heads deep (ina double bedroom mind you, where the max guests allowed in the room at once is 4 and its a dry campus on top of that).
So everybody is gone off everclear and god knows what other bottles were in there and it got to the point where we werent really monitoring how loud we had the music. So the RA's come thru see all the people in there and if that wasnt bad enough finds all the bottles. They gather up all us guys, call our parents and tells us we're getting kicked out of school..
What they didn't tell us til 2days later is that they were just bluffin' to teach us a lesson, parents were in on it and everything.. niggas was crying they eyes out mopin' around campus sad for 2days straight.. saddest shit i'd ever see. smh
party was poppin' tho!
So everybody is gone off everclear and god knows what other bottles were in there and it got to the point where we werent really monitoring how loud we had the music. So the RA's come thru see all the people in there and if that wasnt bad enough finds all the bottles. They gather up all us guys, call our parents and tells us we're getting kicked out of school..
What they didn't tell us til 2days later is that they were just bluffin' to teach us a lesson, parents were in on it and everything.. niggas was crying they eyes out mopin' around campus sad for 2days straight.. saddest shit i'd ever see. smh
party was poppin' tho!
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by Juttaz 2009-09-30, 7:09 am
^^^^^^^ Mccain post^^
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by MyfriendscallmeMrParker 2009-10-01, 1:44 pm
I seen this dude get slapped in the face at a club before trying to dance with this girl that was rejecting everyone...it was funny cause i was like no don't do it dog she ain't letting nobody get close...he went in anyway and kept trying to talk to her and he said some shit in her ear and she slapped the shit outta that nigga...and then he got thrown out of the club. lmao
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by KufiSmacke® 2009-10-01, 2:47 pm
MyfriendscallmeMrParker wrote:I seen this dude get slapped in the face at a club before trying to dance with this girl that was rejecting everyone...it was funny cause i was like no don't do it dog she ain't letting nobody get close...he went in anyway and kept trying to talk to her and he said some shit in her ear and she slapped the shit outta that nigga...and then he got thrown out of the club. lmao
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by MyfriendscallmeMrParker 2009-10-01, 4:15 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^
I almost cried laughing at that nigga...Miami clubs.
I almost cried laughing at that nigga...Miami clubs.
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by lakersandravens 2009-10-01, 4:28 pm
when i was like 12 i was the ringbearer at a wedding....the day before the wedding my uncle told me a story of how he got dizzy and everything turned blue on him one time when he got overheated....i laughed my butt off thinking that would never happen to me...the next day at the wedding 5 minutes after i brought the ring down i was standing listening to the ceremony when i got super hot and my legs just went out on me....i passed out and woke up in a back room of the church after everything was all over...smh
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by Giraffe Ribs N Collards 2009-10-01, 5:32 pm
The biggest fail...
My uncle (who's a state rep) called himself looking out for his nephew/my cousin by helping him get a job with the Parking Authority. My cousin smokes green (can you guess what that means? Dirty Piss!!!), so he went to whoever and managed to get some clean urine.
The idiot takes it down to the offices and he doesn't get the job. Why?
Because the piss was cold.
EPIC FAIL!!!
Runner up: Just now, my grandpop brings me some barbecue..I ate it...
How you gonna give me barbecue with no meat? Just bones and like two little pieces of meat? Thats like helping somebody get a new job that doesn't pay!
SEMI FAIL!!! (I'm bout to make me a turkey bacon and egg sammich on wheat)
My uncle (who's a state rep) called himself looking out for his nephew/my cousin by helping him get a job with the Parking Authority. My cousin smokes green (can you guess what that means? Dirty Piss!!!), so he went to whoever and managed to get some clean urine.
The idiot takes it down to the offices and he doesn't get the job. Why?
Because the piss was cold.
EPIC FAIL!!!
Runner up: Just now, my grandpop brings me some barbecue..I ate it...
How you gonna give me barbecue with no meat? Just bones and like two little pieces of meat? Thats like helping somebody get a new job that doesn't pay!
SEMI FAIL!!! (I'm bout to make me a turkey bacon and egg sammich on wheat)
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Re: Whats the biggest real life FAIL you ever witnessed?
by MyfriendscallmeMrParker 2009-10-01, 11:02 pm
Giraffe Ribs N Collards wrote:The biggest fail...
My uncle (who's a state rep) called himself looking out for his nephew/my cousin by helping him get a job with the Parking Authority. My cousin smokes green (can you guess what that means? Dirty Piss!!!), so he went to whoever and managed to get some clean urine.
The idiot takes it down to the offices and he doesn't get the job. Why?
Because the piss was cold.
EPIC FAIL!!!
Runner up: Just now, my grandpop brings me some barbecue..I ate it...
How you gonna give me barbecue with no meat? Just bones and like two little pieces of meat? Thats like helping somebody get a new job that doesn't pay!
SEMI FAIL!!! (I'm bout to make me a turkey bacon and egg sammich on wheat)
ROFL @ this whole post
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